So you want to know which apparently....
Mmmm? depends on my mood to be honest...
Today is a strange day. I woke to discover I'd stolen someone's phone, purely by accident I assure you. I am so hungover I can't even begin to trawl through it looking for Paris Hilton's number.
Anyway I have arrranged a KGBesque drop off and have demanded coca cola as my reward.
My ex girlfriend Rosi called, who dumped me on valentines day, somewhere on the M25. We're speaking again now which is nice and brings the number of ex girlfriends I don't speak to down to a respectable one.
Appart ftom the phone, I have no horrid feeling of remorse about last night. Which is a good thing. There simply is nothing worse than awaking to the clanging chimes of doom. If i had a penny for every time I'd slapped my forehead after waking up, thinking what the hell did I do. I'd probably have enough for my own coca cola and march the offending nokia down to the nearest cash convertors and trade it for an XBOX....
I still have three days of mayhem to contend with. So my 'apologies in advance card' is valid till Sunday...
Anayway many thanks to every one who's read and reads my blog. I had a great birthday.
Be seeing you,
Neil D Campbell
ps. Am starting to like the D
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I had my cell phone stolen more times than i would like to admit. I would have gladly rewarded the thief with a coca cola for the return of my phone. Your blogs are funny. I am looking forward to doing my best to keep up. I'm not much a blogger myself. I got on here so i could stalk your brother er your brothers work i mean. lol What does the D stand for? Mine is Molly V franklin, The V is for Varie. My mom made it up. Since it doesn't mean anything I like it and I use it often to intrigue anyone who cares. :)
ReplyDeleteWell i did the decent thing and let me tell you that coca cola tasted damn sweet. Nice to meet you Molly. I'd love to say the D stands for Danger, Devilish or Debonair... The truth is somewhat less dramatic. So... It's Danger. x
ReplyDeletedeviant? at all? maybe? been gone for a week. hi... i have to catch up. see you in a few blogs.
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